Wazzin a name?

Wazza staying is massive for them says John Terry in the Sun.  Or should that be ...says Tozza in the Sun ?


This particular method of forming a nickname, favoured by footballers and cooks, smacks of laziness but is nonetheless easily adopted. Bozza has been chortling at the coalition's nicknames: Ossy, Cleggy, and Dozza, not to mention Vinny, Gozza Gove,  and Izzy Dunko Smozza. There may be no better way of pricking pompousness and squashing self-importance. Apply it wherever you will, in liberal quantities.