Listing from port

And a Happy New Year to all of you, too. Although bofs famously enjoy lists, there have been too many of them published in recent days, so we will call time on them here. The New Year, apparently, is meant to start with a clean sheet. Another list would just soil its virgin blankness. The BOF has read enough about who has been or might be the next big thing - parlour games to prove you've been paying attention is how he sees them, and that's their weakness: if you have been paying attention, you know this stuff anyway; if you haven't, IT'S ALL MEANINGLESS, merely an excuse for clever-dicks to whip their thing out.

Put it away!