one will do, thank you

So they've got their knickers in a twist over broadband speeds. They being the people who allowed the small-print "up to" as a "reasonable" qualifier.

And who's complaining? Why are they complaining? We've entered the future as it was always supposed to be.  In parts...

But where's the overhead monorail?

Every comic, every artist's-impression, every photo-montage, every futurist set - they all had an overhead monorail in them.  (Some of the gloomier ones even managed monorail disasters.)

We have The Docklands Light Railway.

C'mon, Sir Richard! This is right up your line!